Things that makes sense..*evil emirks*

Hi peeps!! today i have some stuff's to share yg make sense.. logik lah kata urg mlayu..hehe;b. udah dpikir - pikirkan.. bnar jua ah,wua3x perkara2 itu adalah seperti yg tercatiti dbwah(ala2 format exam bahasa mlayu dulu cia plng hahahaXD

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
(jantah bjam bh..susah2 aja..bwahaha!!)

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz you are a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz you are a vegetarian.
(awu eyh..lagi sng kna buli tue..uleh aku!bwahahaha!!)

Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside
So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
(bkn theory ku ne ah..jan mcm2..hahaha)

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
(walk rox steadeh!yeearrrgghh!!)

That's called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
(maknanya,mamanya ok,p bapanya krek..wua3x)

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said
He who never lived, cannot die!
(not valid for bruneians..bwahaha!!)

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
(ktulangan bh tu crocodile ah..hahaxs)

8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but a lot chose Marriage, slow & sure!
(masuk list suicide jua tu panya..bwahaha!!)

9. Only 20 percent men have brains, da rest have wives !
(er,,does dis mean yg ada wife atu,no brain?hehe;b no offense!!)

10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Mahatma Gandhi
We should learn to love our enemies- Nelson Mandela
Sapatah kn ddgr ne? bout da part ya nyuruh malas ne..aku stuju!haha

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!!!!!
( mengikut statistik dari kira2 ne,yg pkai tgn*stail lama*bwahaha!!)

Got these from ma mail..XD
.: [ Rei Da Ragatz ] :.