Junx to feed my blog..=X

ola~ sowe been bz n didn't get enuff tym to rant on my blog.. my current life formula:
Lowbatt=na cukup tido + naleh byk kaja + na tlayan urg + lunch pun na smpat
na cukup tido = mata bangkak stampik
(aku pun heran napa stampik ganya.. ukan bakas skodeng tu aa.. bakas na cukup tido yo!mun ku skodeng,bangkak cia g sblah kali..wua3x)

nway,i found a funny uncyclopedia to share with all of u..its a description bout brunei lah.. tapinya its not factual n some are just sarcasm or made-up + some harsh writings = 100% NOT accurate. Thats why its jz 4 fun.. hahaxs=D So b4 kamu mliat2 n mmbaca2 yg dbwah ne.. i'd say sowe 1st if kamu ada yg trasa.. =X men2 ja ne aa.. k,proceed..hehe;b ani some of da things 4rm dat site:

Commonly Used Bruneian sayings n wat it means
“Woah! Terhibur ku kau ah...!”
~ a sarcastic Bruneian

“Psst buleh kenalan?”
~ a commonly used phrase

“Aku Banaa Banaa Kan Kau, Param Pam-Pam!”
~ Achai - Brunei's own army skinhead-turned-radio pop star


“Mana ada ku racist... eh tunggu cuba ko liat tu, bahapa Kaling ah?”
~ An inspirational quote from a non-racist society


“I hate racists...and kalings, pilipins, pakaus, tailans”
~ Another inspirational quote from a non-racist society


“That place, so hott.”
~ Paris Hilton on Brunei

It has been observed that, out of the 3.74% of the Malays that are employed in Brunei (well, the rest are chronically fed by the government through M.I.L.F. (MALAYS IN LUCK FUND) [ahem], 96% were found to have common excuses to leave work from 9am to 3pm, and coming back to office to pack up and call it a day at 3.30pm. Anyway, the common excuses used are as follows:

• Monday: Go Bank
• Tuesday: Go School (Son fighting in school... You actually have 52 sons? Or your son fought every week in school?)
• Wednesday: Go Police Station (Fren accident... Your frens never die from so many accidents?)
• Thursday: Go Bank... Again. (Did you only withdraw $10 on Monday or what?)
• Friday: Go Sembahyang (Praying)
• Saturday: Go Hospital

Bah,atu ja dulu aa..i jz realised that most of da stuffs there are harsher than i thought.. hahaXD ane ja yang decent kali.. da rest are junx.. wua3x nwayz, jz incase u r overly curious n wanna know more, jan di serang tabuk msn ku, lowbatt ya msane.. cek ja site ne : http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Brunei (trust me,its not called uncyclopedia for nothing.. bwahaha!! *evil smirks* thnk god i'm not the writer.. wua3x)

Uncyclopedia's R MAD!!
.: [ Rei Da Ragatz ] :.